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[airgeargaigar]

Guys, aren't those pilgrims so cute? Just like out of a fairy tale or something. And they gave me this gift, isn't that great? I should open it.

AAAH OH MY GOD G-G-GUYS, DRAGON!! THEY GAVE ME A DRAGON'S HEAD...!!

Oh god it's severed... and... and... fresh... *wibble*

Comments

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW THE PILGRIMS GAVE ME A DRAGON HEAD AW MAN AAH... aah...

... *deep breaths* it's not a living dragon... which may or may not be a good thing...?

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

Nothing about dragons is a good thing!

Gah, if one somehow finds out you've got...crap!

What the Hell were those pilgrims doing with a dragon head?!

WHY DID THEY GIVE IT TO YOU?!

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I gave them a turkey, and they gave me this box!

What do you mean if someone finds out!?

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

Dragons are insane!

If they find out a dragon got killed, they practically WAGE WAR.

I don't want to have to fight dragons again.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

WAR!?!

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

Dragons are very protective of one another.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

What do we do~~?

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

Get rid of the gross thing!

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out where or how.

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

There's got to be some weirdo around here that'll trade you something for it.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Trade? I was just .. thinking of liiike... hiding it or something?

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, if you can't find anyone that'll take it from you.

You should at least try to get SOMETHING out of this situation.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

M-maybe you're right...

[allthingstodust.livejournal.com]

...they gave you a severed head.

Perhaps they are not as peaceful as I thought.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

The dragons are gonna go to war with us what do we do!?!

[allthingstodust.livejournal.com]

Hmm? What dragons?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

The dragons won't be happy if they find out we have a dragon head right? They'll think we killed one of them!

[allthingstodust.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think they're a bit more intelligent than that. But either way, I don't believe there's any dragons here.

Are there?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

There's a dragon head here! It had to come from somewhere!!!

[allthingstodust.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't fault you for that.

Is there anything that can be done?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I don't know!!

[allthingstodust.livejournal.com]

...well, hypothetically speaking, what if there wasn't a dragon head?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Good idea! I'll run off to hide it!! *zooms off to look for some place* ((Wanna play with the dragon head a bit longer but maaaaybe chaos can destroy it later? <3))

[allthingstodust.livejournal.com]

((Perfectly fine by me either way. <3))

[for-the-queen.livejournal.com]

Although I don't normally condone such illegal activities, perhaps you could find a poacher to sell it to?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

M-maybe... is that really okay to do...?

[for-the-queen.livejournal.com]

Where I come from, the poaching of monsters is a healthy trade, if outlawed. If you are truly so upset by the head's presence, I suggest you take steps to dispose of it.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I guess you're right.

[unnatural-20s.livejournal.com]

Dragon's... head...

Quick!

WEAR IT LIKE A HAT

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Whatno...

[unnatural-20s.livejournal.com]

That's clearly a (+25 Fire Resistance) Dragon Helm! I won't see such a valuable piece of loot go squandered!

[alluring-rogue.livejournal.com]

*Busts in, attracted by the scent of opportunity*

Then what do you have to offer?

[godot-107.livejournal.com]

A what's head?

Let me see it.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I warn you, it's kinda bloody still...

[godot-107.livejournal.com]

...Yes, that's... a dragon head.

What are those pathetic puritans really doing here?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

They just ask for food...

[godot-107.livejournal.com]

And they repay us with the severed heads of mythical creatures?

A man either pays his debts properly or waits until he can. That's one of my rules.

I'll have to have a word with these pilgrims.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[seal-released.livejournal.com]

A dragon head? Is it tasty?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I don't know...

[seal-released.livejournal.com]

Eh? Why not? Haven't you eaten it yet?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Is it edible, even?

[seal-released.livejournal.com]

Probably. I can try it for you if you want.