[Accurséd Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[airgeargaigar]

ATTENTION MY HAREM--

Wait, what happened?  I totally had a harem for a while like mive months ago or something!  *checks the list* Man, like at least half of them have left.  And the other half is flat chested.  Why did I even let them in?

OH WHATEVER.  GIRLS, I HAVE MASSAGE OIL TWISTER~<3

Comments

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

You can't not join.

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Best use of a double negative yet.

So are you going to get this massage oil on me, or is it going to get on itself?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I've got waaay too much on me already. Maybe you should find a way to get it off me and on you~

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Y'know, back in Elibe, we have a saying that reminds me of this. It goes a little something like

*gyrate grind oh wow Erk is flexible*

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Woah.

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... not enough or just right?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Mm-hold up... *she squirms a little bit and presses their jubblies together* Much better.

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Almost.

*assgrab*

Theeeere we go.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Eat your heart out, Agrias

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

I'll certainly be eating something out