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MACH CALIBER, STAND BY, SET UP.

SYSTEM DIAGNOSIS COMPLETE :

DEVICE STATUS : GREEN
SYSTEM STATUS : DATA CORRUPTED. MY A.I., SYSTEM DIAGNOSIS, AND AUTOMATED REPAIR PROTOCOLS ARE FUNCTIONING NORMALLY. AUTOMATED DEVICE CONTROL IS PARTIALLY CORRUPTED; THE % OF CORRUPTED DATA IS UNKNOWN. MEMORY IS CORRUPTED.

REQUESTING PARTS: LM - RSDS - 4913A AND MSLN - STS - 1-26B

I WILL BEGIN DATA RECOVERY IN THE MEAN TIME. MACH CALIBER, STAND BY.

((So people have some idea, her roller blades have an AI named Mach Caliber. It's broadcasting a request. Subaru doesn't know it's doing this right now. She's probably asleep.))

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What?

I REQUIRE SYSTEM RESTORE DRIVES LM - RSDS - 4913A TO RESTORE DRIVERS AND FULL OPERATING SYSTEM FUNCTIONS, AND MSLN - STS 1-26B TO RESTORE MEMORIES.

PLEASE WAKE MY MASTER.

...A machine? Computer? Here?

Subaru? Is that you?

Zzzz....

PLEASE WAKE MY MASTER

HELLO.

((The voice is deeper than Subaru's very synthesized sounding, and vocalizes in sync with lights on Subaru's roller blades~))

Great, I'm talking to a piece of hardware.

Hey, whatever you are, can you play CDs?

WHAT IS A CD?

((XD Mid-Childa stopped making CDs when it started making talking magic using roller blades))

Disappointing. Nothing to be done but to take you apart and build a CD player.

((Naturally.))

PLEASE DON'T DO THAT; MY MASTER WOULD NOT LIKE THAT. *YOU THINK IT ALMOST SOUNDS SAD ._.*

Gimme a break. She'll probably like you better silent.

YOU PROBABLY CAN'T TURN ME INTO A CD PLAYER ANYWAY.

Only one way to know.

*Makes a humming noise for a moment the crystals begin to glow in preparation should Sol do anything*

Heh. I won't break you.

...I might just take a look.

I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW. WOULD YOU LET A STRANGER EXAMINE YOU?

...Tck. Being berated by a machine.

Whatever. Why'd the one piece of electronic hardware around here have to be sentient?

Excuse me, ma'am, but your equipment seems to not be functioning properly.

Yeaah... I sleep in one day, wake up, and now my shoes are talking to me. Great.

I have no idea what to do for them. At least the stopped asking for stuff when I told them I couldn't get them for her.

Well, if it's your equipment, then it should obey any orders you give it. So, you could just order them not to speak.

I'm not really bothered by it; it's kinda cool actually. I just about never expected it.

Besides, that sounds kinda mean. I wouldn't like it if it told me to shush.

I don't think it's a matter of being mean or nice. If a superior ordered me to do something, I'd do it without complaint.

You mean you wouldn't feel anything about whatever they ordered you to do?

Were you a soldier, mister?

Of course not. Letting personal feelings get in the way of following orders would lead to a breakdown of the chain of command.

I'm almost certain I was a soldier. I've at least had... extensive military training.

Having feelings about your orders and not following them could be two different things though, couldn't they? How can you not think about them at all?

If you don't feel anything, what are you fighting for?

I... can't answer that question without regaining more memories.

Subaru, darling, I think your shoes are talking!

Yep! That's the conclusion I came to too.

I didn't know you had such magical things!

Neither did I! ~~If I have a magical gauntlet does that mean I have magic fingers?~~

You are such an intriguing girl~

((I so wanted to make sexual entendre involving magic fingers but I couldn't think of anything))

And you're such a nice one~

((lol The initial statement itself kinda beat you to the punch.))

Aww, thank you, hun~ <3

((Yeah, but I was hoping to drag it out more. Anyways, Heather would love to learn first hand about these magical fingers of Subaru's.))

You're welcome.

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