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[airgeargaigar]

MACH CALIBER, STAND BY, SET UP.

SYSTEM DIAGNOSIS COMPLETE :

DEVICE STATUS : GREEN
SYSTEM STATUS : DATA CORRUPTED.  MY A.I., SYSTEM DIAGNOSIS, AND AUTOMATED REPAIR PROTOCOLS ARE FUNCTIONING NORMALLY.  AUTOMATED DEVICE CONTROL IS PARTIALLY CORRUPTED; THE % OF CORRUPTED DATA IS UNKNOWN.   MEMORY IS CORRUPTED.

REQUESTING PARTS: LM - RSDS - 4913A AND MSLN - STS - 1-26B

I WILL BEGIN DATA RECOVERY IN THE MEAN TIME.  MACH CALIBER, STAND BY.

((So people have some idea, her roller blades have an AI named Mach Caliber.  It's broadcasting a request.  Subaru doesn't know it's doing this right now.  She's probably asleep.))

Comments

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS A CD?

((XD Mid-Childa stopped making CDs when it started making talking magic using roller blades))

[i-will-rockyou.livejournal.com]

Disappointing. Nothing to be done but to take you apart and build a CD player.

((Naturally.))

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

PLEASE DON'T DO THAT; MY MASTER WOULD NOT LIKE THAT. *YOU THINK IT ALMOST SOUNDS SAD ._.*

[i-will-rockyou.livejournal.com]

Gimme a break. She'll probably like you better silent.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

YOU PROBABLY CAN'T TURN ME INTO A CD PLAYER ANYWAY.

[i-will-rockyou.livejournal.com]

Only one way to know.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

*Makes a humming noise for a moment the crystals begin to glow in preparation should Sol do anything*

[i-will-rockyou.livejournal.com]

Heh. I won't break you.

...I might just take a look.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW. WOULD YOU LET A STRANGER EXAMINE YOU?

[i-will-rockyou.livejournal.com]

...Tck. Being berated by a machine.

Whatever. Why'd the one piece of electronic hardware around here have to be sentient?