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Calling all artisans~ Painters, sculptors~ This whole reversed gender thing has resulted in some really pretty girls, and they should be painted before they go back to normal or whatever~! C'mon, think of all the models you'll never have the chance to capture again~~! Is anyone here a really good artist?

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Alright~ *drags him/her into a store and gets a flexible tape measure; pulls him into a dressing room* Okay~! Take that off and we'll get your measurements!

...I'm willing to bet I've heard that more times in the last two days than I have in my entire life.

*Sighs and resigns and takes it off. Jigglebouncebounce.*

*Beet red*

Someone...helped me to get a bra on yesterday, but...it was too...small and hurt after a while.

A good bra shouldn't be so bad~ Plus it'll keep you from bouncing all of the place.

*wraps the tape measure around Adell's bust at it's fullest* W-wow... *writes it down on a little slip of paper*

Damn this is so weird.

Wait, what do you mean 'w-wow'? Something wrong?

They're just really big is all... *continues measureing*

...Sigh. Right. I hope you're doing more than just getting a good look at these.

I'm looking more at the tape measure than anything really~ *writes down another measurement and comes back with a nice, supportive, pale pink bra~*

...Sure you are.

At least it's not a bright pink...

Well, let's get this over with.

Since you got one before you know how to put it on, right? Well, just see how it feels.

A-Actually, no. Someone else put it on for me. I don't even know where to begin working one of these.

WAS MY BRA NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU OR SOMETHING

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I told you before it looked too small for me! IT HURT.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR JUBBLIES ARE BIGGER THAN MINE. HOLD STILL.

Eep.

She was mine first, you moocher!

Moocher? What is there to mooch? O_o

THOSE. *points at Adell's chest*

W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? CRAZY WOMAN! MAN! WHATEVER!

HELPING TO EASE YOU INTO YOUR NEW IDENTITY. ALSO MY BRA. GOD WHY WON'T THEY FIT

Look, I could care less if yours are bigger or not!

I just want to be comfortable!

AND YOUR HANDS ARE COLD STOP THAT

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK OR WANT? THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF BOOBS EVERYWHERE, I DESERVE A FREAKING MEDAL.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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ctarlicious.livejournal.com - 2008-09-24 04:33 (UTC) - Expand

~~Mmm... okay, I know how this works. I can't recall ever learning how but I do know it... weird...~~

... alright, alright, first make sure it's unhooked, then you put on the arm straps and adjust them. *starts doing this for Adell* Hook it in the back, and make sure they're comfortably snug in the cups.

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