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[airgeargaigar]

Calling all artisans~  Painters, sculptors~  This whole reversed gender thing has resulted in some really pretty girls, and they should be painted before they go back to normal or whatever~!  C'mon, think of all the models you'll never have the chance to capture again~~!  Is anyone here a really good artist?

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[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

*blink, blinks, stare, shakes her head quickly and snaps to attention* But... why?

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling you won't understand.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Oh wait! I think I recognize you now! You're that guy from the magazine, aren't you? The one who ... wait, did it say you liked guys or girls...?

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

That was all a bunch of lies from some weird girl's fantasy!

Just forget you saw that thing.

And, damn, it took you this long to get a good look at my face?

*Sigh jiggle*

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Mmm... I guess you must like guys if you don't like breasts... I suppose people like that exist...

... but I don't know... why wouldn't gay men like breasts too...? Hmmm...

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

I DON'T LIKE MEN.

I just...don't like women, either. Just in a different way.

And why would anyone like breasts? These things have been doing nothing but getting in my way!

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Ummm... I guess because they're soft and they jiggle and... really they don't get that much in the way if you wear a bra with good support.

Yours are pretty big though. Hey! I know! We just need to get you a good bra! *grab by tie, tug tug* Just come with me~ I'll help you manage your melons.

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

Crap, not again...

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Alright~ *drags him/her into a store and gets a flexible tape measure; pulls him into a dressing room* Okay~! Take that off and we'll get your measurements!

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

...I'm willing to bet I've heard that more times in the last two days than I have in my entire life.

*Sighs and resigns and takes it off. Jigglebouncebounce.*

*Beet red*

Someone...helped me to get a bra on yesterday, but...it was too...small and hurt after a while.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

A good bra shouldn't be so bad~ Plus it'll keep you from bouncing all of the place.

*wraps the tape measure around Adell's bust at it's fullest* W-wow... *writes it down on a little slip of paper*

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

Damn this is so weird.

Wait, what do you mean 'w-wow'? Something wrong?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

They're just really big is all... *continues measureing*

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

...Sigh. Right. I hope you're doing more than just getting a good look at these.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I'm looking more at the tape measure than anything really~ *writes down another measurement and comes back with a nice, supportive, pale pink bra~*

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

...Sure you are.

At least it's not a bright pink...

Well, let's get this over with.

[fangirlizm.livejournal.com]

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Since you got one before you know how to put it on, right? Well, just see how it feels.

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

A-Actually, no. Someone else put it on for me. I don't even know where to begin working one of these.

[ctarlicious.livejournal.com]

WAS MY BRA NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU OR SOMETHING

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I told you before it looked too small for me! IT HURT.

[ctarlicious.livejournal.com]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR JUBBLIES ARE BIGGER THAN MINE. HOLD STILL.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Eep.

[blazing-style.livejournal.com]

W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? CRAZY WOMAN! MAN! WHATEVER!

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Mmm... okay, I know how this works. I can't recall ever learning how but I do know it... weird...

... alright, alright, first make sure it's unhooked, then you put on the arm straps and adjust them. *starts doing this for Adell* Hook it in the back, and make sure they're comfortably snug in the cups.