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[airgeargaigar]

*speaking loudly in the middle of town, moving from cute girl to cute girl complimenting very blathantly*

Beauties of Memento Eden~

Blue haired magical girl Subaru is taking applications for harem girls! ♥ 

Please, do not be shy~  Come to Subaru~

You, yes you, there! *points at YOU, cute girl, rolls right next to you and clings to one of your arms* Will you join my harem? ♥

Comments

[laconicshadow.livejournal.com]

You don't even know what a pimp is? Have you been like, living under a rock all your life? Like, a pimp goes around and gets a bunch of sluts high, and then they have to go back to him -- well, her now, you lesbian -- for more crack, so then they're his whores and stuff, and he she goes and sells them to people. And then they all get warts on their vag.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I didn't know what all of that meant, but you seem very pretty AND intelligent! I could use you someone like you in my harem, miss... why, what is your name?

[laconicshadow.livejournal.com]

What the hell, like, I'm a guy? What do you think I am, a slut?

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Eh!? A ... a guy? But you're so cute!

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

I will make an exception for you if you will become an eunuch!

[laconicshadow.livejournal.com]

Psh, yeah. No one's hotter than me. You don't have to be a girl to be amazing.

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Soso eunuch? ♥

[laconicshadow.livejournal.com]

[airgeargaigar.livejournal.com]

Oh well~

Take care! If you ever reconsider... *hands him a flyer and runs off*

[laconicshadow.livejournal.com]

*a few blocks down, the flyer can be seen in a trash can, very fashionably trampled*