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*speaking loudly in the middle of town, moving from cute girl to cute girl complimenting very blathantly*

Beauties of Memento Eden~

Blue haired magical girl Subaru is taking applications for harem girls! ♥

Please, do not be shy~ Come to Subaru~

You, yes you, there! *points at YOU, cute girl, rolls right next to you and clings to one of your arms* Will you join my harem? ♥

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♥ Mmmm-hmm~!

It's not even red!

...Also, NO. WHAT KIND OF PERSON JUST ASKS THAT?!

As good as it is that you're no longer brooding about what people think of your sexuality, keep it down, will you?

Mm-hmm~♥

That's an interesting pin~♥ Can I touch it?

Sure! I don't know what it's for, but I had it when I came here.

It's a shade of red! Or maybe a tone. I forget the difference!

Um, me! ... So is that a no? That simply won't do! I refuse to let a lovely lady like you go without at least a proper explanation of your refusal

I'm fundamentally not interested in that kind of thing,

You don't even know what a pimp is? Have you been like, living under a rock all your life? Like, a pimp goes around and gets a bunch of sluts high, and then they have to go back to him -- well, her now, you lesbian -- for more crack, so then they're his whores and stuff, and he she goes and sells them to people. And then they all get warts on their vag.

*pokes the pin, ruffles her hair through her beanie some* So, what's your name? I'm Subaru. *hands her a flyer* Would you like to join my harem? We have another girl your age in it~

I'm Rhyme. Nice to meet you.

*reading flyer* It sounds fun. What do you do in it?

But if I'm not loud, then some of the girls might not realize I'm starting a harem!!

Hey, we're close, aren't we Anna? I know we are~ I believe in the goodness if your heart from that week! *arm cling* You really do care, don't you? Won't you join my harem? ♥

What do I have to do if I join?

STOP THAT! ~~The ladies are MINE!~~ You can't just form a harem like this! Each individual woman deserves a passionate, appropriate wooing!

I didn't know what all of that meant, but you seem very pretty AND intelligent! I could use you someone like you in my harem, miss... why, what is your name?

Mii? What's a harem?

*Abducts Sanaki!*

Well, here I am~! You can't expect to mention beauty and not have me appear!

I don't think you can truly declare that until you're given it a chance!

Join my harem, and if you don't like it after, oh, say, a week, you can quit. ♥

You know I don't like it when people are loud.

Harem, huh? I see nothing in it for me if I join.

[[ooc: How old is Subaru? Just so I can figure out if she's taller than Anna or not.]]

Love should be free! What is inappropriate about widely sharing ever flowing, bountiful love? ♥

Subaru, what are you doing?

Awwh, there IS something for you. Fun~ You'd have a good time, I know it.

((Subaru is probably 5'5'', and 17 years old))

No, thanks.

Boyfriend now please let go.

*Squirms!*

Let me go!

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