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[airgeargaigar]

Umm, well last night I tried to do my prep cook work for dinner, and lemme tell you, it is HARD to chop things with the table bouncing and all that, and like a knife bounced up and into the air and then into the floor, but it didn't stop bouncing, and and then I dove to the side, but knocked over a pile of silver ware, and then there bouncing utensils everywhere and and if Mach Caliber didn't help me aaahh... umm...

I... can I not have to work this week?  I am concerned for my safety...