[Accurséd Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

ATTENTION MY HAREM--

Wait, what happened?  I totally had a harem for a while like mive months ago or something!  *checks the list* Man, like at least half of them have left.  And the other half is flat chested.  Why did I even let them in?

OH WHATEVER.  GIRLS, I HAVE MASSAGE OIL TWISTER~<3